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Your Koi Pond After A Storm

A storm can be stressful for your outdoor fish, especially for large koi carp, which, being large, probably do not have many areas to hide. However, if you have designed your koi fish pond well, you will have taken this into consideration when your built the pond. Likewise, the pond should be deep enough for your fish to be able to get well below the choppy surface layer.

Fish Puns

For a man (or woman I guess0 reaching middle-age is not easy. It’s cruel. I’m reaching minnowpause, a good many folks think I’m mentally eel. My theory though is that I’ve haddock with life, not unlike Salmon Rushdie or Marlin Brando. Mahi oh mahi. Since I’ve always marched to a different drummer, you know, or sang like Tuna Turner. I live down on squid roe. and been a shad bit egocentric, people have tried desperately to save my sole. Holy mackerel, if I could count the times. Those bassturds. They just perch up on their high seahorse and talk down to me as if I’m pond scum. So what’s it all about, Algae? So you feel I’m shellfish and cruel but read read me like a hook, line, and swivel.